How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449410499
Size: 38.34 MB
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

Author: Matthew Inman
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152485493X
Size: 34.74 MB
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Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons! This book contains a vast wealth of never-before-seen comics, including informative guides, such as: How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies A dog’s guide to walking a human being How to cuddle like you mean it. Includes a pull-out poster of: How to tell if your cat thinks you’re not that big of a deal.

How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

Author: TheOatmeal.com (Firm)
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A hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants

Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 144943178X
Size: 62.24 MB
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Matthew Inman’s first collection of The Oatmeal.com spent six weeks on the New York Times bestseller list and sold 200,000 copies. This pivotal and influential comic collection titled 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth introduced Samurai sword-wielding kittens and informed us on how to tell if a velociraptor is having pre-marital sex. Matthew's cat-themed collection How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a #1 New York Times bestseller with more than half a million copies in print. Now with Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants, Inman offers a delicious, tantalizing follow-up featuring all new material that has been posted on the site since the publication of the first book plus never-before-seen comics that have not appeared anywhere. As with every Oatmeal collection, there is a pull-out poster at the back of the book. In this second collection of over 50 comics, you'll be treated to the hilarity of "The Crap We Put Up with Getting On and Off an Airplane," "Why Captain Higgins Is My Favorite Parasitic Flatworm," "This Is How I Feel about Buying Apps," "6 Things You Really Don't Need to Take a Photo of," and much more. Along with lambasting the latest culture crazes, Inman serves up recurrent themes such as foodstuffs, holidays, e-mail, as well as technological, news-of-the-day, and his snarky yet informative comics on grammar and usage. Online and in print, The Oatmeal delivers brilliant, irreverent comic hilarity.

Unbranding

Author: Scott Stratten
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1119417015
Size: 66.44 MB
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"This book is about focus - it's about seeing that within these new strategies, technologies and frameworks fighting for our attention, lay the tried and true tenants of good business - because innovation is nothing but a bright and shiny new toy, unless it actually works. UnBranding is here to remind you that you can't fix rude staff, mediocre products and a poor brand reputation with a fancy new app. We are going to learn from 100 branding stories that will challenge your assumptions about business today and teach valuable, actionable lessons. It's not about going backwards, it's about moving forward with purpose, getting back to the core of good branding while continuing to innovate and improve without leaving your values behind"--

404 Not Found

Author: The Oatmeal
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ISBN: 9781449480479
Size: 22.78 MB
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Co-creator of the wildly popular Exploding Kittens card game and #1 New York Times best-selling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, The Oatmeal, aka Matthew Inman, presents an adult coloring adventure book filled with mantis shrimp, angler fish, bear-o-dactyls, space cats, and other fantastical creatures from the wonderland of The Oatmeal. Create your own Oatmeal masterpieces in 404 Not Found. In cozy Robot City, all robots are tucked in and accounted for, but #404 is missing. Is he searching for the city of Atlantis...or was he attacked by the shrimp known as mantis? Did he leave this worldly place...and find an evil race of cats from space? A fun, kid-friendly, safe-for-work coloring book, 404 Not Found is a magical story poem adventure to color and enjoy. A robot dot-to-dot and hidden objects throughout round out the fun! Relax and let your mind float as you color your way through enchanted lands with wondrous creatures from the brilliant mind of The Oatmeal.

How To Be Perfectly Unhappy

Author: The The Oatmeal
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ISBN: 9781449433536
Size: 23.88 MB
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Matthew Inman--Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You--serves yet another helping of thoughtful hilarity in this charming, illustrated gift book for anyone who is irked by the question: "Are you happy?" In How To Be Perfectly Unhappy, Inman explores the surprising benefits of forgetting about "happiness," and embracing instead the meaningful activities that keep us busy and interested and fascinated.

My Dog The Paradox

Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449437524
Size: 19.33 MB
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The newest collection of the popular web comic, The Oatmeal.

Cats On The Runway

Author: Will Morgan
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981151073
Size: 44.19 MB
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There are approximately eighty-five million cats owned as pets in the United States alone. Every cat knows how to charm. Their alluring countenance and flawless prowess will put a smile on any feline lover's face. This stunning photographic collection of the cutest and most exquisite cats is guaranteed to captivate and enchant anybody who has ever known the comforts of living with a cat. This book makes you fall in love with cats over and over again. Tags:cat, cats catherine coulter kindle books, catherine coulter, catherine bybee, catching cassidy melissa foster, wildlife cats, zoobooks big cats Wildlife Education Ltd, cats on instagram @cats_of_instagram, cat daddy Jackson Galaxy, cats Charlotte Fraser, adventure cats Laura J. Moss, the lion in the living room Abigail Tucker, the complete guide to hunting, butchering, and cooking wild Steven Rinella, cat wars Peter P. Marra, Chris Santella, really important stuff my cat has taught me Cynthia L. Copeland, how to tell if your cat is plotting to The Oatmeal, think like a cat Pam Johnson-Bennett, the cats that stalked a ghost Karen Anne Golden, cat-astrophic failure Nancy C. Davis, the world according to bob James Bowen, seriously mum, who's that chicken?, mystery at the pet food corp., the one and only ivan, fraidyzoo Thyra Heder, children's books Sigal Adler, mega pokemon bundle! Justin Davis, polar bear, polar bear, what do you hear?, noah's petting zoo Idan Hadari, poached Stuart Gibbs, big game Stuart Gibbs, zoobreak Gordon Korman, belly up Stuart Gibbs, the secret zoo Bryan Chick, ivan, books for kids Robot J., the haiku zoo Mark Watson, the diary of henry chimpman Nathaniel Gold, the secret zoo Bryan Chick, zoobooks big cats, barred owl Rita Terry, good night, gorilla Peggy Rathmann, natalie's hair was wild!, through with the zoo, the snail who forgot the mail, catch the moon Efrat Haddi, animal psychology, books for toddlers Jenny Mitchell, guinea pigs, willy the dinosaur & the time who got mad Robert B. Grand, "white cat black cat " Sigal Adler, small wonders Matthew Clark Smith, draw 50 animals Lee J. Ames, national geographic little kids first big book of dinosaurs Catherine D. Hughes, someone to look up to Jean Gill, woodsong Gary Paulsen, cities of gold Douglas Preston, dslr photography for beginners Brian Black, landscape photography on location Thomas Heaton, expressive nature photography Brenda Tharp, human organs, what & why? Baby Professor, bird photography, the living forest Robert Llewellyn, hold still Sally Mann, rick sammon's creative visualization for photographers, photography Jennifer Wu, epic landscape photography, the big photo book of cats, kittens, dogs and their people Barkpost, seeing seeds Teri Dunn Chace, before it's too late Sara Driscoll, zak george's dog training revolution Zak George, how adhd affects home organization Lisa Woodruff, the darkest thread Jen Blood, trust me Blake O'Connor, easy minimalist living Jennifer Nicole, how to raise the perfect dog Cesar Millan, the good good pig Sy Montgomery, craig & fred, alfie the holiday cat, knit to kill, the corfu trilogy Gerald Durrell, my family and other animals Gerald Durrell, the girl with no name Marina Chapman, are we smart enough to know how smart animals, buffalo for the broken heart Dan O'Brien, never cry wolf Farley Mowat, dinosaurs - the grand tour, american wolf Nate Blakeslee, a book of bees Sue Hubbell, dog training Helena Troy, the biology of belief 10th anniversary edition Bruce H. Lipton, make friends with insects, safari ants, baggy pants and elephants Susie Kelly, the animals among us John Bradshaw, birds, beasts and relatives Gerald Durrell, owls aren't wise & bats aren't blind Warner Shedd, the perfect horse Elizabeth Letts, wilderness essays John Muir, elephant company Vicki Croke, the inner life of animals, amazing animals