Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101478543
Size: 20.42 MB
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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Images And Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090496
Size: 59.59 MB
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Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images Of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090366
Size: 50.76 MB
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Images of Medical Equipment You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Medical Equipment You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images Of Food You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539089995
Size: 33.40 MB
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Images of Food You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Food You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - -Blindness -Lose of strength and athletic prowess -An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell -Loss of appetite -Sleepiness -Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!

Images Of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090137
Size: 11.44 MB
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Images of Insects You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Insects You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Badly Drawn Images That You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Richard Pecker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539113416
Size: 29.71 MB
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Masturbation can be an adultsWorst addicktion. This adult humor book contains a collectionof images or pictures designed tohelp you break the habit and stay clean.Badly Drawn Images or Pictures That You Should Not Masturbate To: With non-erotic descriptions. This book is a satire and parody book which contains adult humor.

Images Of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539089902
Size: 50.79 MB
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Images of Fish You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Fish You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Images Of Machines Computers And Technology You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090250
Size: 73.30 MB
Format: PDF
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Images of Machines, Computers and Technology You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Machines, Computers and Technology You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Indyfest Magazine 93

Author:
Publisher: Dimestore Productions
ISBN:
Size: 21.55 MB
Format: PDF
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The 90 issue of IndyFest Magazine! is here. This March 2016 issue is one you need to read. Inside you will find in-depth interviews with: Cristie Hine of Nightshine Productions Artist Mark R. Bernall Brandon Rhiness of Higher Universe Comics Writer / Author Trisha Sugarek Also included in this issue: Eitorial by Ian Shires A Written View by Douglas Owen New Publication List Self-Publisher Hall of Fame Sneek Peek: Sepulchre Bang Bang Shaman's Destiny Published by Ian Shires, Dimestore Productions Managing Editor Ellen Fleisher Circulation Coordinator Douglas Owen Cover Photo Nikkia Kostner Artists in this issue Trevis Martinez, Przemyslaw Dedelis, Carlos Trigo, Nick O'Garman, Chris Johnson, Eugene Betivu, Brittini Bromley, David White and Lori Smaltz IndyFest Magazine spotlights the creative efforts of artists taking control of their work. Each month you will find interviews, how toos and great advice from talented artists. Not stopping there, the magazine interviews the most amazing people and uncovers what it takes to be on the cutting edge of Self-Publishing. All this - and it is FREE Don't forget to tell your friends!

Erotica Universalis

Author: Gilles Néret
Publisher: Taschen America Llc
ISBN: 9783822864180
Size: 64.73 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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In this follow-up to the first volume--which illustrated the erotic works of artists from the dawn of time--erotic, frivolous, and obscene book illustrations from Rembrandt to Picasso, from Boucher to Matisse, are featured in reduced format. 700 illustrations.