Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed And Other Heartwarming Letters From Kitty

Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449432115
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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed

Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449427049
Size: 65.62 MB
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Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed Again

Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 152485896X
Size: 61.57 MB
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Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Kitty Hearts Doggy Kitty Loves Doggy

Author: Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449446272
Size: 36.21 MB
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Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.

Cats Are The Worst

Author: Bexy McFly
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452178899
Size: 14.32 MB
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From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude and packaged in a lovingly clawed case, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.