Stephan S Web

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Pearls Before Swine Collection
ISBN: 9781449482022
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Some Rat! Stephan Pastis may not be the kind, selfless arachnid of E.B. White's cherished children's novel, but he sure can spin a story - that is, if Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra don't swat him with a stick first. In Stephan's Web, the Pearls gang continues to find that friendship and puns are the best defense against everyday predators, like self-righteous vegans, cyclists, and fruitarians.

When Pigs Fly

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740797379
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A latest collection of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine features the hilarious, edgy exploits of such beloved characters as Rat, Pig, Zebra, Guard Duck, the Crocs, Goat and more. By the National Cartoonists Society Best Comic Strip of the Year-winning author of 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong. Original.

Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw A Cover With Your Left Hand

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449410235
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Weighing in on subjects ranging from modern technology and current events to human nature and drinking beer in the fourth grade, a treasury of Pearls Before Swine daily and Sunday strips follows the gang's antics between the summer of 2009 and the spring of 2010. Original. 30,000 first printing.

Suit Your Selfie

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Pearls Before Swine Kids
ISBN: 9781449483753
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Gather 'round the smartphone, kids! Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns. Even Rat cracks a smile in this fifth Pearls Before Swine collection tailored for middle-grade readers. Witty, wacky, and occasionally wise, Suit Your Selfie is more kid-friendly fun from the New York Times best-selling author of Timmy Failure.

When Crocs Fly

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781449476274
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Pearls Before Swine

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740734373
Size: 77.38 MB
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"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious new comic strip tale of two friends--an arrogant Rat who knows it all, and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together they offer caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Illustrations.

Beginning Pearls

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449423035
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A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.

Rat S Wars

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449429362
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Acerbic, biting, and hilarious, Pearls Before Swine entertains with its mocking of human nature depicted by a Rat, a Pig, and a cast of predators and prey. "Pearls Before Swine, the oft-snarky comic that features a kind-hearted pig, a rat with the mind of Mencken, and suburban lions and crocs forever trying to ensnare their zebra (or "zeeba!") neighbors. The strip's sharp, attitudinal zing distinguishes it from some of its less daring neighbors on the funny pages; its panels crackle with pitch-perfect timing." —Michael Cavna, Washington Post At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that makes me laugh out loud."

I Scream You Scream We All Scream Because Puns Suck

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781449483807
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PUNS! We know it's coming. The telltale signs are all there: the oddly specific setup, the unusual word choice, and, just visible out of the corner of our eye, the final panel of Stephan sitting at his desk awaiting the chastisement of one of his characters. Somehow the pun still manages to elicit a groan larger than we expected. Fortunately for us--and for Stephan's job security--there are more than just puns in I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Puns Suck. The entire Pearls Before Swine crew returns in some of the strip's most raucous cartoons yet. Rat tries his hand at public service as a judge and presidential candidate (he's accepting tips), Goat has a nasty run-in with Internet trolls (maybe it's time to get off social media), and Pig is dismayed to learn that there is no European city of "Hamsterdam" (much less a dam that holds back a river of hamsters). And like always, the Zebras can congratulate each other on a safe day and hope for a Croc-less tomorrow--in other words, the preys praise and pray.

Pearls Before Swine

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449436377
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The Pearls Before Swine crew is back in their third AMP! Comics for Kids collection! Skip School, Fly to Space continues the ongoing repartee of this crazy cast of characters. The irascible Rat is housemates with the affable but innocent Pig, who bears the brunt of Rat's cynical tirades, but never turns to the dark side himself. Friends Goat, the wise one, and Zebra, the one who is constantly being targeted by the ever-annoying but ever-hapless Crocs, are joined by a changing troupe, including Guard Duck and Snuffles, the angry cat. With cartoons selected especially for young readers, Skip School, Fly to Space is sure to entertain.