Notes To The Asshole Boyfriend

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533356413
Size: 14.46 MB
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A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

Flowers Shit

Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530752911
Size: 41.31 MB
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BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary shit? This book is a stress reliever with fancy sweary words This book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 Pages to color 6 Bonus Mandalas 2 Extra pages from my other book AssJabber which is another Swear word coloring book 36 Total coloring pages! Some with swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas words Adult swear word coloring book swear word coloring book for adults sweary words swear word color book Stress Relieving fancy sweary words Coloring flowers for adults

Fuck That Stress Midnight Edition

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533416865
Size: 32.34 MB
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Sometimes no matter what you do to calm down, regular shit just doesn't cut it. You feel stressed, tired and just want to destroy everything that's in your path. You want to relax, but coloring some cute rabbits or cats just doesn't do the trick. That's when it's time to take this book and say "FUCK THAT STRESS"! Whether you want to relax in style, unleash your inner artist, or give an amazing sweary gift to you friends and relatives, your boss or random weirdos on the street, this coloring book is a perfect choice. Here's a little info about this sweary coloring book: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate black Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.ffelife.com/midnightbonus Take a look at some of the phrases you'll be coloring inside this midnight swear word coloring book: When I get older than you I'll beat you up! I'll hit you so hard it'll make your grandma hurt. I'm going to go grab some switches and beat your britches If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. I hope you have bad sex I fart in your general direction Life isn't easy, but your mom is. The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage. I will dress you as a lettuce and feed you to the snails; it will be a very slow death. I will shit on everything you love. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you. I will punch you in the dick with a cactus. I hope you get hit by a UFO. I will shove a shark up your uterus! I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass I'll be running marathons out of your mouth! I'll hit your shit. Fuck you with a rock. I'll spit on your toothbrush while you sleep! I will tie you down and make you do acid. I hope you step on a lego. Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your father pulled out early. You are about as useful as a knitted condom. You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Eat a hobo's dick cheese In total, you will find 30 swear word coloring pages that would allow you to calm down and have fun doing it. Order now and start coloring your stress away! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to see what's hiding inside TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell