T-Rex Trying

T-Rex Trying

Poor T-Rex. It’s hard to be the Lizard King when you can’t even change a light bulb. Drawn from Hugh Murphy’s wildly popular Tumblr feed of the same name, T-Rex Trying depicts the stubby-armed tyrant in a range of hilarious—yet pathos-inducing—activities that we humans take for granted. Murphy’s 100 drawings include: T-Rex Trying to Paint His House T-Rex Trying to Use a Drive-Through ATM T-Rex Trying to Apply Sunscreen T-Rex Trying to Break Into a Vending Machine T-Rex Trying to Ask for a New Roll of Toilet Paper from the Next Stall Looks like the ancient beast isn’t so tough after all.

T-Rex Trying and Trying

The Unfortunate Trials of a Modern Prehistoric Family

T-Rex Trying and Trying

From the author of the sleeper hit T-Rex Trying, a sweetly funny new collection of drawings of T-Rex and his family being stymied by the modern world—and their unfortunately short arms. Thousands of fans fell for Hugh Murphy’s first book, T-Rex Trying, which featured T-Rex trying and failing to do everyday tasks, from putting on a cardigan to jumping rope. In T-Rex Trying and Trying, the loveable lizard king is back . . . this time with his family, She-Rex and Wee-Rex. Featuring never-before-seen content and the best from the site, Murphy’s 120 drawings feature: · T-Rex trying to take a selfie · She-Rex trying to catch a bouquet at a wedding · T-Rex trying to change a diaper · T-Rex trying to tell people he’s choking · Wee-Rex trying to crawl · T-Rex trying to measure his inseam · and many, many more! An adorable and hilarious book, this is the perfect gift for readers of all ages. From the Hardcover edition.

T-Rex Tries Again

Return of the King

T-Rex Tries Again

A hilarious gift and perfect stocking stuffer, the third installment of the T-Rex Trying series features simple, charming, and hilarious illustrations depicting the hapless T-Rex and family doing their best in a world made for creatures with smaller heads and longer arms. For the last six years, the lovable, hilarious T-Rex family--T-Rex himself, his partner She-Rex, and their adorable child, Wee-Rex--have charmed readers and dinosaur lovers throughout the nation. With a sweetly funny tone and truly adorable illustrations, the new collection will include all-new material, featuring T-Rex and family in situations like these: T-Rex trying to hail a cab... T-Rex trying to shear a flock of sheep... T-Rex trying to grab the toys at the bottom of his pool... T-Rex trying to put a comforter inside a duvet cover... T-Rex trying to play the bagpipes... T-Rex trying to cut down a tree with a two-person saw... T-Rex trying to feed a horse through an electric fence... T-Rex trying to plug in a lamp behind the bed... This book will leave you applauding (like T-Rex can't) and wiping tears from your eyes (like T-Rex wishes he could), but most of all, it will leave you wondering how on earth this animal survived a day, let alone the entire Cretaceous Period.

Bowl-a-Saurus

T-rex Tyrannosaurus Rex Trying To Bowl Joke School College Student Teacher Notebook Journal 120 Pages 6x9 Blank Undated

Bowl-a-Saurus

Funny T-Rex joke about his little arms, sadly he can't bowl as he can't reach the bowling ball! Blank lined Notebook journal for a teacher or student to express their thoughts and plans. This notebook is designed to be easily carried around, placed on the desk or in the bag for use at school or at home. A unique fun book cover to make you or its gift recipient smile whenever they write in it. It can be a running record of the school year if dated daily and become an unusual keepsake of the school year. The 120 page 6x9 inches blank lined notebook would be a perfect gift for a teacher in middle, high school or elementary school. Each page has a space for a date or heading to keep track of homework, class lists, notes about behavior, keep track of equipment or resources needed for lessons. Research notes and observational documentation for parent meetings could also be jotted down in this handy smallish book. The cover is unique so it won't get lost in all of the other paraphernalia, books and documents on the teacher's desk or student's bookbag!

The Pranksters' Club: Ripped

The Pranksters' Club: Ripped

After a successful week pulling off the biggest prank of the year, Connor, Max and Milo are ready for their next big plan. However, Connor’s broken one of the most important rules in the Pranksters’ Club and it’s up to Max and Milo to help fix things before anyone finds out. A simple mishap has the three scrambling as they unknowingly turn the school’s biggest event into chaos involving T-Rex and a few of the teachers. Join Connor, Max and Milo on their crazy adventure and discover the biggest of all surprises! The Pranksters’ Club: Ripped is the second book in series from Author JC Foster.

The Book About Nothing

The Book About Nothing

Fans of The Book with No Pictures and A Perfectly Messed-Up Story will enjoy this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud from the adult humor bestselling authors of Awkward Family Photos and T-Rex Trying. This book has nothing to do with rainbows, rocket ships, meatballs, or wizards. Instead, it’s full of zip, zilch, diddly-squat, bupkus. But don’t worry, reading this book isn’t all for nothing, because sometimes nothing is actually something. Like if you pick up all the toys in your room, what will be on the floor? NOTHING. When you take a bath, what are you wearing? NOTHING. And when you shut the lights off to go to bed, what do you see? NOTHING. Mike Bender and Hugh Murphy stop at nothing to explore the key concepts of nothing and zero using playful language and hilarious illustrations.

T-Rex No Like Pushups

T-Rex No Like Pushups Funny & Cute Dinosaur Trex Blank Composition Notebook for Journaling & Writing (120 Lined Pages, 6" X 9")

T-Rex No Like Pushups

T-Rex No Like Pushups Journal & Notebook - 120 Pages Lined 6" x 9" This adorable t-rex trying to do push-ups and hating it makes the perfect funny novelty gift for anyone who loves dinosaurs & cute animal designs! Great for any t-rex loving kid who likes cute dinosaurs! Great trex pun themed gift for anyone in your life! Empty lined notebook which is perfect as a diary, planner or journal and can also be used for gratitude listing, as a prayer log, or for idea gathering!

Mortals

Mortals

The greatly anticipated new novel by Norman Rush—whose first novel, Mating, won the National Book Award and was everywhere acclaimed—is his richest work yet. It is at once a political adventure, a social comedy, and a passionate triangle. It is set in the 1990s in Botswana—the African country Rush has indelibly made his own fictional territory. Mortals chronicles the misadventures of three ex-pat Americans: Ray Finch, a contract CIA agent, operating undercover as an English instructor in a private school, who is setting out on perhaps his most difficult assignment; his beautiful but slightly foolish and disaffected wife, Iris, with whom he is obsessively in love; and Davis Morel, an iconoclastic black holistic physician, who is on a personal mission to “lift the yoke of Christian belief from Africa.” The passions of these three entangle them with a local populist leader, Samuel Kerekang, whose purposes are grotesquely misconstrued by the CIA, fixated as the agency is on the astonishing collapse of world socialism and the simultaneous, paradoxical triumph of radical black nationalism in South Africa, Botswana’s neighbor. And when a small but violent insurrection erupts in the wild northern part of the country, inspired by Kerekang but stoked by the erotic and political intrigues of the American trio—the outcome is explosive and often explosively funny. Along the way, there are many pleasures. Letters from Ray’s brilliantly hostile brother and Iris’s woebegone sister provide a running commentary on contemporary life in America. Africa and Africans are powerfully evoked, and the expatriate scene is cheerfully skewered. Through lives lived ardently in an unforgiving land, Mortals examines with wit and insight the dilemmas of power, religion, rebellion, and contending versions of liberation and love. It is a study of a marriage over time, and a man’s struggle to find his way when his private and public worlds are shifting. It is Norman Rush’s most commanding work.

Hug Me I'm Trying

Lined Journal - T-Rex Hug Me Im Trying Funny Dinosaur Pun Joke Humor Gift - Pink Ruled Diary, Prayer, Gratitude, Writing, Travel, Notebook For Men Women - 6x9 120 Pages

Hug Me I'm Trying

Grab this cute T-Rex Hug Me Im Trying Journal as a gift for a friend or family member who loves Trex presents! This journal is perfect for journaling, writing, taking notes or keeping a diary! Usage: Gratitude Journal 5 Minute Journal Affirmation Journal Mindfulness Journal Happiness, Positivity, Mood Journal Prayer Journal Writing, Poetry Journal Travel Journal Work, Goal Journal Daily Planner Dream Journal Yoga, Fitness, Weight Loss Journal Recipe, Food Journal Password Journal Art Journal Log Book Diary Features: 6 x 9 page size 120 pages Line Wide-Ruled pages White Paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover

What I'm Trying to Say is Goodbye

What I'm Trying to Say is Goodbye

This sweeping new novel is the funny, sad and engaging story of a shattered family's attempt to figure out where exactly each member fits. Marthew's a recovering alcoholic ex-newspaperman who finds himself nightly roaming the halls of the apartment building he looks after while fighting to stay on the wagon. Della's his estranged wife, who still likes him but doesn't really trust him. Kate's their daughter, trapped in a loveless marriage with Michael, her religious zealot husband who can't wait for the end of the world. Sam's the grandson, caught in the middle but looking hard for a way out. As Matthew deals daily with the eccentric tenants of his building and struggles to resist the temptation to hit the bottle, he's not necessarily in a reflective mood. Lord knows he's got his own troubles. But as sobriety takes a bit more root in him and he begins to look outward, he sees that he's not the only one with problems. But these are people he's let down in the past with his cowardly ways. It's goingto take every ounce of courage that he's got to try to make a difference. It was too late once. But if he fails this time, it really is goodbye.